These days, the internet is on phones. So finally, after years of development, the WONDER-TONIC iPhone app is now ready for release! With this app, you’ll have the entire world at your phone-gertips! This revolutionary app will make Facebook, Google, Foursquare, Twitter, and air travel obsolete! So what’s so revolutionary?
First: NO DOWNLOAD OR INSTALLATION REQUIRED
That’s right! None! All you have to do is call (480)-81-TONIC and you can start using the app hassle-free, with no cost, download, installation, or shipping!
Second: SEVENTH-GENERATION VOICE RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY
After you hear the impressively human-sounding Wonder-Tonic AppBot greet you, wait for the beep and simply use your voice to command the app to do various tasks! In just 10 minutes to 85 hours, the app will work its magic and text you the answer (standard messaging rates apply!)!
Here are some commands! The app features NANOSMARTHANDS, so it can learn new commands too!
"Nearest Italian Restaurant To My Area Code"
"First Wikipedia citation for _______"
“Land Before Time IMDb credit”
"Doom 2 cheat code"
"Bear attack survival tips"
"Latest news from Worthington, Ohio"
"Endangered status of the Black Rhino"
Call (480)-81-TONIC to use the app right now!