February 21, 2011

Great Literature Translated Into Bar Codes

The Books2Barcodes project is working hard to convert classic books into thousands of 2D barcodes, allowing you to read great literature with only your computer, cell phone, and plentiful attention span. Check out classics like Moby Dick, Ulysses, and A Tale Of Two Cities, all in convenient QR code format!

November 3, 2010

On The Bro’d

On The Bro’d is an ongoing translation of Kerouac’s On The Road into bro-speak. Please read it to understand the stirring unrest and genius of a generation of bros.

The only bros for me are the awesome ones, the ones who are mad to chug, mad to party, mad to bone, mad to get hammered, desirous of all the chicks at Buffalo Wild Wings, the ones who never turn down a Bud Light Lime, but chug, chug, chug like fucking awesome players exploding like spiders across an Ed Hardy shirt and in the middle you see the silver skull pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

September 20, 2010
Saved By The Bell Jar

Saved By The Bell Jar

July 14, 2010
Jonathan Livingston Seagal

Jonathan Livingston Seagal

June 10, 2010

Great Literature Retitled To Boost Website Traffic

Including:

  • 7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals Are Like Communism
  • 8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary Of The Hollowness Of The American Dream
  • 6 Shockingly Evil Things The Turn-Of-The-Century Meatpacking Industry Doesn’t Want You To Know

Read the full list at McSweeney’s

April 27, 2010
Plato’s Man Cave

Plato’s Man Cave

April 14, 2010

Free! Great Literature Wallpapers!

As a savvy computer-head, you’re probably always on the lookout for great new wallpapers for your desktop and/or iPhone. And as a savvy book-brain, you probably love the classics. Now you can have both with these FREE GREAT LITERATURE WALLPAPERS! Your desktop or iPhone could look like this:

 

Ulysses by James Joyce: 1920x1200 | 1680x1050 | 1440x900 | 1280x800 | 1024x768 | iPhone

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens: 1920x1200 | 1680x1050 | 1440x900 | 1280x800 | 1024x768 | iPhone

Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche: 1920x1200 | 1680x1050 | 1440x900 | 1280x800 | 1024x768 | iPhone

Stay tuned for the next parts of these great works! And Enjoy!

December 31, 2009

Reading List For 2010

As you plan your reading list in the new year, please do consider these fine works. These can all be found on Amazon.

And don’t forget to brush up on America’s favorite secretive survivalist author, Ragnar Benson. He’s also authored such books as Breath Of The Dragon: Homebuilt Flamethrowers and Hardcore Poaching (declared by one Amazon user as “very informative about the hi tech aspects of poaching a very useful book for anybody interested in this subject.”

December 22, 2009

November 29, 2009