December 21, 2010

How Glenn Beck Understands Operation Payback

INT – ACORN-FUNDED HACK-CAVE – NIGHT

Rows of TEENAGE HACKERS in THICK GLASSES and shirts emblazoned with ACORN LOGOS and HAMMERS AND SICKLES sit behind massive COMPUTERS, typing furiously as MATRIX-STYLE LINES OF CODE stream down the monitors. On one rocky wall of the hack-cave hangs an ENORMOUS OIL PORTRAIT OF JULIAN ASSANGE STYLED AS JESUS CHRIST. On another wall hangs a PAINTING OF BARACK OBAMA SEIZING THE LAND OF A MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY.

On one of the teen communist hacker’s screens, the words “OVERRIDE PASSWORD? Y/N” appear.

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Read the rest at Urlesque. Fans of the TIME RIFT saga will not be disappointed.