Your Renegade Ways Have No Place In Geek Squad

What, you expected some kind of hero’s welcome because you fixed an older couple’s router during a routine HDTV setup? Not from me, hotshot. You’re a goddamn TV install technician. That is fucking it. You hit anything else, you call for backup. I don’t give two shits what kind of home networking crap you pulled in the academy. There is an order here for a reason.

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