NEW! Viral Marketing Services!

March 31, 2010

NEW! Viral Marketing Services!

As you may have noticed, this blog is an undeniable VIRAL PHENOMENON. Therefore, I am now offering VIRAL MARKETING SERVICES to interested businesses, governments, and public figures! Here are just a few possible campaigns that will make your business a HUGE VIRAL SUCCESS:

We call in bomb threats to elementary schools across the area. After there’s media attention, we reveal it was a VIRAL AD for your business!
Twitter!
We fake the death of legendary comedian Sinbad. At his funeral, he pops out of the casket and endorses your products and/or services!
Fake war with China!
We start a guerilla radio show from your basement. You’ll start building a audience of all the local high school kids. Then a depressed nerd will call in and say he’s going to kill himself. You’ll handle it glibly and he’ll pull the trigger. Then all the adults in town will try to shut the radio station down. Then we reveal it was all a VIRAL AD for your business!
Free tattoos!
We create a huge super-intelligent robot programmed to kill and say it has “broken out” of a top secret government laboratory. It goes on a rampage, shooting at buildings and cars with its laser eyes. But against all odds, it befriends a young boy who teaches it to love. Then just as it’s surrounded by tanks and the boy is standing between it and the heavy artillery, screaming at the general to let the robot live because it’s been more human to him than any of his family or classmates, we reveal it was all a VIRAL AD for your business!
YouTube!

Please leave a comment below if you’re interested in this INCREDIBLE WEB 2.0 OPPORTUNITY!

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