Yo girl, lemme take your fine self back to my crib and give you a Google Wave invitation.

Yo girl, I seen you over there, looking all fine and shit. What do you say the two of us go back to my place, cause I got a fat stack of Google Wave invitations, and I’m just waiting to spend em all on a fine shorty like yourself.

Yeah girl, I ain’t playin. I got eight invitations back at my sweet crib. You come over, sit on my futon, have a glass of Yellow Tail, and girl, I’ll shower you with AJAX-rich collaborative webapps like you ain’t never dreamed before. I’ll wine you, dine you, and let you get a sneak peek into the hottest thing to hit Lifehacker since the beta release of the Remember the Milk plugin for Firefox. We can spend all night gettin down and dirty, caressing your body and maximizing Web 2.0 technologies like never before. And yeah girl, we can embed videos real easy.

What’s that, bitty? You think you ain’t got no use for Google Wave? I woulda never figured you for some old-fashioned Outlook 2003-using sweet thang, but all right shorty, I’ll roll with it. Now girl, it ain’t quite like email and it ain’t quite like IM. You get your fine self up in any Google Documents? What’s that? Track changes? Girl, please. You think I’m the kind of player who finds a sweet little shorty and comes over to talk to her about track changes? Girl, I might as well have no dick and flood pants. Naw, shorty, you come over to my crib, I’ll put you on my thinkpad while I straddle my big ol’ XPS workstation, and you won’t believe how fast I’m gonna make you vote “yes” or “no” in easily-embedded survey gadgets. So finish that mojito and come hop in my Taurus, cause shorty, we got a long night ahead of us.

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