On The Bro’d

On The Bro’d is an ongoing translation of Kerouac’s On The Road into bro-speak. Please read it to understand the stirring unrest and genius of a generation of bros.

The only bros for me are the awesome ones, the ones who are mad to chug, mad to party, mad to bone, mad to get hammered, desirous of all the chicks at Buffalo Wild Wings, the ones who never turn down a Bud Light Lime, but chug, chug, chug like fucking awesome players exploding like spiders across an Ed Hardy shirt and in the middle you see the silver skull pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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    This is probably only hilarious because I’m slightly tipsy right now… But irregardless, it’s hilarious.

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