By Mike Lacher
Streetview Zombie Apocalypse
Muppets With People Eyes
Great books translated into barcodes
Resort To Cannibalism!
A revolutionary new app that lets you call 911 while you record a Vine.
Quickly create and embed a fake press module to fabricate the media buzz that your startup deserves. The Startup Legitimizer.
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Sorry That Username Is Already Taken records the greatest usernames that you’ll never get to own, like firstname.lastname@example.org
Most SXSW panels strive to be intriguing and inspiring. This one strives to be terrible. Featuring a barrage of offensive PowerPoint, buzzwords and opinions lifted shamelessly from tech blogs, and live questions encouraged as often as possible, Mind Exploding Life Changing Mega Panel Symposium will teach you how to winnovate your incubator startup, pivot your cross-platform mobile-centric social network, gamify your band, and blast your Klout score to stratospheric heights with a mix of Kickstarter campaigns and paid YouTube views. It’ll be a dose of relief in the midst of the same old tired panels your friends, family, and non-bot followers stroke their egos with year after year.
Download this Chrome extension to hear “You’ve Got Mail” every time you get a Gmail message. 14.4k modem not included.
UPDATE: Unfortunately AOL’s lawyers do not find this to be entertaining. It’s been pulled from the Chrome web store.
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- genrl lectricly
Once you purchase it, you should turn immediately to the pieces I have written:
- The Only Thing That Can Stop This Asteroid Is Your Liberal Arts Degree
- Perhaps Now You Wish You Would Have Paid Closer Attention to Your Judicial Candidates for County Circuit Court!
- Your Attempts To Legislate Against Hunting Man For Sport Reek Of Class Warfare
Asshole in a Relationship: Date
Like The Omega Man, except everyone is in grad school instead of dead.
You step outside and find the streets deserted. You pull out your phone to see if some catastrophe has occurred. Disease? Neutron bomb? War? Are you left alone in an evacuation zone? You see Facebook is still abuzz with activity, but all of your friends are posting about how much they hate finals. “These people graduated college years ago…” you think. A scrap of paper blows down the street like a tumbleweed and lands on your leg. You look at it: an admissions letter from the NYU creative writing MFA program. Then it hits you. You are the last human left on earth. Everyone else has gone to graduate school.
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