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Funny things.
By Mike Lacher
By Mike Lacher
Streetview Zombie Apocalypse
Muppets With People Eyes
Great books translated into barcodes
Resort To Cannibalism!
March 20, 2013
March 7, 2013
The Startup Legitimizer
Quickly create and embed a fake press module to fabricate the media buzz that your startup deserves. The Startup Legitimizer.
March 5, 2013
sorrythatusernameisalreadytaken:
showmethemoneyfucktomcruise has been taken on gmail
Sorry That Username Is Already Taken records the greatest usernames that you’ll never get to own, like showmethemoneyfucktomcruise@gmail.com
August 14, 2012
The Most Terrible SXSW Panel Ever
SXSW offers a number of mind-numbing, buzzword-heavy panels about the future of the internet. The panel proposed by Chris Baker and myself strives to be the worst ever. Please vote for it.
Most SXSW panels strive to be intriguing and inspiring. This one strives to be terrible. Featuring a barrage of offensive PowerPoint, buzzwords and opinions lifted shamelessly from tech blogs, and live questions encouraged as often as possible, Mind Exploding Life Changing Mega Panel Symposium will teach you how to winnovate your incubator startup, pivot your cross-platform mobile-centric social network, gamify your band, and blast your Klout score to stratospheric heights with a mix of Kickstarter campaigns and paid YouTube views. It’ll be a dose of relief in the midst of the same old tired panels your friends, family, and non-bot followers stroke their egos with year after year.
August 13, 2012
You’ve Got Gmail
Download this Chrome extension to hear “You’ve Got Mail” every time you get a Gmail message. 14.4k modem not included.
UPDATE: Unfortunately AOL’s lawyers do not find this to be entertaining. It’s been pulled from the Chrome web store.
July 20, 2012
Pre-Internet Companies Rebranded As Modern-Day Start-Ups
- StandrdOi.ly
- yoonyun pacificster
- genrl lectricly
- westinghouseable
July 9, 2012
The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals
This very moment you can buy a copy of The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals, which contains things written by people from The Onion, The Daily Show, and under-attended tumblrs.
Once you purchase it, you should turn immediately to the pieces I have written:
- The Only Thing That Can Stop This Asteroid Is Your Liberal Arts Degree
- Perhaps Now You Wish You Would Have Paid Closer Attention to Your Judicial Candidates for County Circuit Court!
- Your Attempts To Legislate Against Hunting Man For Sport Reek Of Class Warfare
June 15, 2012
Asshole in a Relationship: Date
June 14, 2012
You Are the Only Human Being Left On Earth Not In Graduate School: A Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare
Like The Omega Man, except everyone is in grad school instead of dead.
You step outside and find the streets deserted. You pull out your phone to see if some catastrophe has occurred. Disease? Neutron bomb? War? Are you left alone in an evacuation zone? You see Facebook is still abuzz with activity, but all of your friends are posting about how much they hate finals. “These people graduated college years ago…” you think. A scrap of paper blows down the street like a tumbleweed and lands on your leg. You look at it: an admissions letter from the NYU creative writing MFA program. Then it hits you. You are the last human left on earth. Everyone else has gone to graduate school.
Read the rest at McSweeney’s
May 29, 2012
Art Descriptions
Art Descriptions takes artists’ statements about their work and presents them without any context. Now you can enjoy the over-involved description without any of that pesky art.
Made with Chris Baker.
May 24, 2012
Stand-Up Dog, your favorite depressive dog comedian, tries to decide who to invite to his next show on Facebook.
May 4, 2012
ROFLCon!
For those of you who are on the bleeding edge of internet comedy and are attending ROFLCon this week in Boston, you can come see Chris Baker and I speak, Saturday at 4:30pm.
We’ll be promoting our new amazing disruptive monteizeable mobile HTML5 crowdfunded local offer startup. If you enjoyed the Fax App Store, you’ll likely enjoy this.
We’re on the lineup against Scumbag Steve. Not a joke.
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