November 19, 2013

The Upworthy Generator

The Upworthy Generator randomly creates an Upworthy-style article with the click of a button.

August 22, 2013

Vine-1-1

A revolutionary new app that lets you call 911 while you record a Vine.

http://www.vine-one-one.com/

August 13, 2013

Twitter Studio Audience

A chrome extension that will have a studio audience appropriately respond to your hilarious tweets.

March 20, 2013

Awkward Chatbot

Have a chat with the most awkward chatbot around.

March 7, 2013

The Startup Legitimizer

Quickly create and embed a fake press module to fabricate the media buzz that your startup deserves. The Startup Legitimizer.

March 5, 2013
sorrythatusernameisalreadytaken:

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Sorry That Username Is Already Taken records the greatest usernames that you’ll never get to own, like showmethemoneyfucktomcruise@gmail.com

sorrythatusernameisalreadytaken:

showmethemoneyfucktomcruise has been taken on gmail

Sorry That Username Is Already Taken records the greatest usernames that you’ll never get to own, like showmethemoneyfucktomcruise@gmail.com

August 14, 2012

The Most Terrible SXSW Panel Ever

SXSW offers a number of mind-numbing, buzzword-heavy panels about the future of the internet. The panel proposed by Chris Baker and myself strives to be the worst ever. Please vote for it.

Most SXSW panels strive to be intriguing and inspiring. This one strives to be terrible. Featuring a barrage of offensive PowerPoint, buzzwords and opinions lifted shamelessly from tech blogs, and live questions encouraged as often as possible, Mind Exploding Life Changing Mega Panel Symposium will teach you how to winnovate your incubator startup, pivot your cross-platform mobile-centric social network, gamify your band, and blast your Klout score to stratospheric heights with a mix of Kickstarter campaigns and paid YouTube views. It’ll be a dose of relief in the midst of the same old tired panels your friends, family, and non-bot followers stroke their egos with year after year.

August 13, 2012

You’ve Got Gmail

Download this Chrome extension to hear “You’ve Got Mail” every time you get a Gmail message. 14.4k modem not included.

UPDATE: Unfortunately AOL’s lawyers do not find this to be entertaining. It’s been pulled from the Chrome web store.

July 20, 2012

Pre-Internet Companies Rebranded As Modern-Day Start-Ups

  • StandrdOi.ly
  • yoonyun pacificster
  • genrl lectricly
  • westinghouseable

Read the rest at McSweeney’s

July 9, 2012

The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals

This very moment you can buy a copy of The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals, which contains things written by people from The Onion, The Daily Show, and under-attended tumblrs.

Once you purchase it, you should turn immediately to the pieces I have written:

June 15, 2012

mikalabierma:

Asshole in a Relationship: Date

June 14, 2012

You Are the Only Human Being Left On Earth Not In Graduate School: A Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare

Like The Omega Man, except everyone is in grad school instead of dead.

You step outside and find the streets deserted. You pull out your phone to see if some catastrophe has occurred. Disease? Neutron bomb? War? Are you left alone in an evacuation zone? You see Facebook is still abuzz with activity, but all of your friends are posting about how much they hate finals. “These people graduated college years ago…” you think. A scrap of paper blows down the street like a tumbleweed and lands on your leg. You look at it: an admissions letter from the NYU creative writing MFA program. Then it hits you. You are the last human left on earth. Everyone else has gone to graduate school.

Read the rest at McSweeney’s